"I'd like to think that if I boarded my horse at the same barn as her, it would be nerve-wracking at first and I'd be all weird and shy, and then I'd realize she's just a normal horse person who happens to be on The Big Bang Theory, and then we'd have long talks about...poultice."
"Well, like, horse poultice. You put it on their legs to bring down inflammation."
"Why would you want to talk to her about poultice?"
"Well not specifically poultice, I just mean... Nevermind."