Excerpts of a Marriage

Lorraine: Make a note: Nissin Cup o'Noodles are the best cup o'noodles.

Dan: Noted. I had instant lunch as a snack yesterday and it was great. Good to know that there's something even better

Lorraine: Somewhere, out in the vast culinary world, a Michelin Star chef just died. That's what happens every time a young couple compares the merits of instant soup.

Dan: Oh god, I've probably killed thousands of them then. Between dollar menu items and frozen meals. I can't bear to think of it.

Lorraine: You're like the Pol Pot of award-winning chefs.



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