I'd like to do some mathematics!
Kim and Kris:
things in common: names start with the letter "K", have both been on TV. Both known for their anatomical stats.
things their marriage had to overcome: living in New York City, tabloid rumors, and Kris having to marry a Kardashian.
Cost of Wedding: reportedly $20 million.
Duration of Marriage: 72 Days.
cost/time= $277,777.78 per day of marriage.
Lorraine and Dan:
things in common: inability to resist a char-broiled hamburger, love of the rural american west and history, common religion, and we are often told that we look alike.
things our marriage has had to overcome: money, long commutes through suburbia, an inexhaustible cat whose preferred attack time/location is "the sleeping face".
cost of wedding: $5,000
duration of marriage: 458 days, and I don't anticipate divorcing tomorrow.
cost/time: $10.91 per day of marriage.
And the more days you get, the cheaper it gets! Staying Married For The Win!